A friend's daughter is on a call - I'm not gonna get in trouble for having sex with her?

Husband's away on business, how can you not have sex? I can fuck the neighbor

Your boyfriend has definitely cheated on you - will you let me put you in? 👀

"Fuck me!" - Yeah, that's what she asked 🤤 I couldn't refuse her

Your wife won't know about the affair, you just don't fuck me to a crumpet

You cheated on me, so I went off and fucked your friend